The Perfect Son / Mükemmel Evlat

 

"The Perfect Son"
 

This joke uses "misdirection". The language gets us to think one way, so in the end we get a surprise. Enjoy!

Woman A told Woman B, 'I have the (1) perfect son'. Woman B asked, 'Does he (2) smoke?' Woman A answered, 'No, he doesn't'. Woman B: 'Does he drink (3) whiskey?' Woman A: 'No, he doesn't'. Woman B: 'Does he ever come home late?' Woman A: 'No, he doesn't'. Woman B: (4) 'I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?' Woman A: "He will be six months old next Wednesday' .

(1) he has no bad points (he is 100% good!) (2) smoke cigarettes (tobacco) (3) very strong alcohol (4) she believes it must be true

Of course Woman B believed Woman A's son was grown up. Since she believed it, we also believed it. Surprise!

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