Choosing a bathing suit / Mayo Seçimi

 

"Choosing a bathing suit"

This joke teaches many things - how to choose a bathing suit, how to keep your wife happy, how to end a marriage. Enjoy!

A woman told this story: While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed (1) a display  of (2) bathing suits.   It had been at least ten years and (3) twenty pounds since I had even (4) considered   buying a bathing suit, so I (5) sought my husband's advice. 'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get (6) a bikini or an all-in-one?' 'Better get a bikini,' he replied.   'You'd never (7) get it all in one..' He's still in (8) intensive care.

(1) showing many clothes in a store (2) clothes we wear to go swimming (3) she weighed 20 pounds less (about 8 kilograms) ten years before (4) thought about (5) past of "seek" = to look for (6) a bathing suit with two pieces, for women (7) get her body into the bathing suit (8) a part of a hospital where very, very, VERY sick people stay

Explanation: Although she calmly described her situation, the woman must have been VERY unhappy with her husband's answer. The lesson is clear. Men, be careful when you give your wife advice!

Not : *** Sizden gelecek talepler doğrultusunda çeviri yapılacaktır. Lütfen talebinizi fıkranın hemen altındaki yorum kutusundan bize iletiniz. Thanks

Posted in: Fıkralar